Step 01
Drop in the menu
Upload a menu image or paste a restaurant link. No more bouncing between reviews while everyone else waits to order.
Brutally honest menu intelligence
Stop reading. Order the right thing.
Upload a menu or paste a restaurant link. Order Roast finds the dishes worth ordering, flags the overpriced trap, and tells you when your choice needs an intervention.
One analysis per day is free. No credit card required.
Today's intervention
“Grilled chicken at an Italian restaurant? We need to talk.”
The Order Roast promise
Useful first. Funny on purpose.
3 picks
A focused short list, not another wall of options.
Zero fluff
Clear reasoning about value, fit, and reputation.
Clear labels
Sponsored placements will never masquerade as verdicts.
From menu panic to order envy
Your whole decision, reduced to three moves.
Order Roast turns a noisy menu into a confident order—and gives you something worth sharing afterward.
Step 02
Get the short list
Order Roast finds the three dishes worth your attention, plus the safest pick, adventurous pick, and overpriced trap.
Step 03
Share the verdict
Turn your final choice into a downloadable My Order card—complete with a blunt roast when your order deserves one.
The full verdict
Best three. Safe pick. Wild card. Trap.
Plus what the restaurant is actually known for, so you order for the place you chose.
Built to share
Download your My Order card for the group chat or social feed.
Straightforward pricing
Pay for fewer bad orders.
Try the verdict free. Go unlimited when choosing well becomes a habit.
Daily Taste
$0 forever
For the occasional menu standoff.
- One menu analysis per day
- Full recommendation breakdown
- One shareable My Order card
Best for regulars
Unlimited
$4.99 / month
For travelers, date-night planners, and anyone unwilling to waste dinner.
- Unlimited menu analyses
- Full recommendation breakdown
- Unlimited shareable cards
- Future city guide access
Before you ask
Honest answers, naturally.
Dinner deserves a decision
Send the menu. We'll send the verdict.
Your first daily analysis is free. Your friends' questionable orders are not our fault.
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